Ok, fellas, Valentine's Day is approaching, so here's some free advice -- nothing gets quite the reaction as a beautiful piece of bowling jewelry. Trust me, the tennis bracelet is just an expensive gutter-ball. On your romantic evening out at the local lanes, just slip the lovely brooch over your sweetheart's pin-shaped bottle of beer. The love and thank yous will fly like pins at a PBA event.
And for you single folks, go bowling too! That's what our friend Drew Barrymore is doing. (And by friend I mean employer of a relative, although I did have the pleasure of once meeting the starlet.) You may find your soulmate throwing strikes in the next lane. And at the very least, you can have fun making bad jokes about "striking out." Let the games begin!
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